Friday, May 08, 2020

Translation: [REPO] 190727 Japan Expo Malaysia 2019

Translator foreword: This is a rare field report from Japan Expo Malaysia 2019. Original langauge is in Taiwanese Mandarin; decided to translate it into English to keep my language skillset. Also some pretty good pictures.

The only thing that is mine is the English translation. The original text and pictures remain the ownership of the original writer/photographer.

Also, Riona <3 br="">

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寫repo這種事是拖不得
但從出生以來,寫文章就不是擅長的事情
拖到現在,也只能憑印象寫一些當時發生的事情了

I shouldn't be dragging out to write a repo
But since birth, writing essays has not been my strong point
Having delayed writing to this point, I can only write anout my impressions during that time

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2019/07/27
出演名單: チームA 向井地美音
チームB 谷口めぐ
チーム4 岡田奈々
チーム8 坂口渚沙、岡部麟、小栗有以、

活動場所: Pavilion Kuala Lumpur
Event location: Pavilion Kuala Lumpur

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因為本人懶惰不喜歡距離移動
且為了方便活動當日一早搶百貨公司開門營業時
搶在表演舞台最前排觀看演出
就不加思索地選擇會場旁的hotel住一晚

As a lazy person I don't like moving around too much
To facilitate the events of the day I wanted to make my way to the department store [Pavilion Kuala Lumpur] first thing in the morning
To get the front most spots in front of the performance stage
Without too much planning I chose to stay at the nearest hotel to the venue

因為百貨公司早上十點開始營業
早上八點懶洋洋地
下樓吃早餐
結果還沒進入餐廳門口
就見到みーおん與なぁちゃん已經吃完早餐準備上樓
當下瞬間睡意全消

Because the department store [Pavilion Kuala Lumpur] only opens its doors at 10am
At 8am on the day, lazily made my way downstrairs for breakfast
Before even going near the entrace of the hotel restaurant
Saw Mion and Naa-chan leaving the restaurant, having finished their breakfast and heading back up [to their hotel room]
At that point all my sleepyness disappeared

進入餐廳後
開始找尋有沒有其他成員身影
結果自己左手邊兩桌外
出現野生且正在細細品嚐的早餐的 ゆいゆい
終於可以嘴"與自己推的偶像共進早餐"這件事情一輩子 wwwww
歡樂的時光在ゆいゆい吃完早餐後
原以為這個酒店給我的驚喜只有這樣

After entering the hotel restaurant
I started looking for other members who may be around
Spotted 2 tables away from my on my left
Was a in the wild yuiyui having a tasty breakfast
I can finally cross off "Having breakfast with an aidoru" in my bucket list wwwww
After looking at yuiyui finish her breakfast
I thought that this was the only surprise that this hotel that I was staying had for me

沒想到辦理退房時
又在大廳碰見野生的六人剛從會場彩排完
準備上樓回房休息

On my way back to my room
Spotted the 6 members in the wild at the lobby returning from rehersal
Heading back up to their room to rest

參加這種非劃位活動
只能說卡位要快. 狠. 準.

To be able to "participate" in this non-offical activity
I can only say that all the cards lined up without any thought

AM10:00百貨公司準時開門
只見熱情的日本粉絲
不管三七二十一就直接往前衝
連會場預先架設動線規劃的紅龍都被踹飛了wwwww

On the dot at 10am the department store opened
The only people there were the passionate Japanese fans
Without hesitation making a beeline for the stage front area
Even the red rope used to act as a guide for crowd control was ignored and pushed away wwwww

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拼盤式偶像表演-漫長地等待
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Assortment of aidoru performances in between waiting for the main act

直至活動開始前
While waiting for the main act to begin

前チーム8成員濵松里緒菜
較先上台演出 依稀記得第一首是純舞蹈表演
然後接下來才是有拿麥唱

Was former チーム8 member 濵松里緒菜
From the recesses of my fading memory, it was a pure dance performance/number
Only the 2nd performance did she have a microphone holding singing display





然後玩猜拳贈送紀念品時間
After that was a guessing game [with the fans] and a souvenir time



Riona 幾乎是全英文與現場觀眾互動
不愧是以前T8英語擔當wwwww

Rionna interacted with the audience entirely in English
As expected as the English speaker representative while in T8 wwwww

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快到AKB48表演時間
人潮已經快把會場擠爆
原本卡位在第二排
瞬間莫名其妙被解壓縮插隊到第三排去了

As the time for AKB48's performence got closer
The crowd in the venue got more
Originally I was in the second row from the stage
But somehow the position I held became the 3rd row from the stage

而AKB48 不愧是你可以面對面見到的偶像
並不是從舞台正前方進場
而是從百貨公司門口
也就是觀眾的正後方走進表演舞台 =口=
幾乎全場的人都可以面對面的接觸惹

As for AKB48, they are after all supposed to be the aidoru's that you can meet
Not just as audience at the feet of the stage
But the people walking in from the entrance of the department store
The people walking around the ball at the back of the stage
Almost everyone in department store can become the audience

最早預先架設紅龍所騰出的走道
一早就被日本美女踹飛 www
一開始就失去阻隔功效 就收了起來

The red rope in front of the stage providing a first row division
Had been completely disregarded by beautiful Japanese girls www
With the red tape barrier's purpose lost, it was put away

因此為了給從後方進場的成員開路上舞台
與保持粉絲與成員的安全距離
四周的保全與工作人員開始推擠觀眾
結果現場亂成一團

To allow the members to enter onto the stage
And to keep the seperation between the members and their fans
The security detail and event staff began to push the audience from all corners
Causing the scene to be one big chaos

M01 ヘビーローテション

場面非常混亂 非常混亂 非常混亂
幾乎都背對成員 完全沒辦法轉身
且仍在與各方勢力推擠中wwwww

The floor had become overwhelmed with chaos
With the members behind me, it was impossible to even turn back to look
As there was forceful pushing from all directions wwwww

M02 希望的リフレイン

因為在海外
所以call聲不像在日本一樣熱烈
大部分的人也都很認真拿著手機與相機拍著台上的成員
這時候要喊call 也顯得很奇怪?

As this is an overseas performance
The [fan chant] calls are not as forthcoming as the Japan performances
Most of the audience at this point was using their phones and cameras seriously to record the members performing on the stage
To do the [fan chant] calls at this moment would be weird and not fitting with the atmosphere


Naa-chan


Soukantoku


The 3 Team 8'ers


Rinrin and yuiyui's brightness


Rin-chan


Nagisa-chan


Megu

M03 #好きなんだ

前面都站在另一方向的有以 終於站在我面前惹
第一次看到舞台上的生人 ! 不得不說 "有以好可愛啊"

Those standing in the front row were facing yuiyui. Finally she was standing in front of me
My first time seeing her in person! It is impossible to say "Yui is very cute"





MC1

這個環節
印象中主持人問成員對馬來西亞印象如何?
然後六個成員簡單自我介紹+一句問候的馬來語?

In this breather
I have the impression that the MC asked them members ther impression of Malaysia?
And I think they had their self-introduction + one phrase in Malay?







Irregardless, it was a good time for photo taking


M04 言い訳Maybe

這首有以還是在面前 兩萬年閃閃發亮
還是那一句 "有以好可愛 "

Yuiyui was the center for this song, with all 20,000 years of shinning
And of course, "yuiyui is very cute"

MC2

抽禮物環節
主持人一直喊拿到簽名毛巾的粉絲 今天走不出這個大門wwww

Lucky draw for fangift [session]
The MC quipped that those fans who got a signed towel would probably not be able to walk out in one piece wwww







M05 恋するフォーチュンクッキー

只要聽到這首歌 十之八九就代表準備結束惹
With this song, there is the 90% probability that the session is coming to an end




半小時的時光很快就過去惹 T_T
Half an hour went by very quickly T_T


可愛的ゆいゆい
Cute yuiyui

後記:

有以好可愛 有以好可愛 有以好可愛
當時為了想拍ゆいゆい特別殺去馬來西亞
想說不知道這機會過了
不知道還會多久才能再看到以及再拍到ゆいゆい
沒想到兩個多月後 又出現在我面前惹wwwwww

My motivation for coming to Malaysia was to capture yuiyui
As I didn't want to pass on this opportunity
Who knew when was the next opportunity to do so
As it turned out, barely 2 months plus later, she appeared in front of me again wwwwww


以機票與住宿來說 花不到一萬元
卻可以超近距離觀賞偶像
真的是CP值爆表的一趟旅程wwwww

In terms of plane ticket and accommodation costs, came up to under TWD 10,000
But all for the ability to watch aidoru's up close
It was good value

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Source: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/AKB48/M.1587141676.A.E56.html

Thursday, April 09, 2020

Not so nice when not a majority after all eh?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-09/coronavirus-intensifies-anti-foreigner-sentiment-in-china/12128224

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-08/salisbury-councillor-targeted-in-racist-coronavirus-attack/12133078

Let me get this out of the way: discrimination is unacceptable under any circumstances, be it spitting on people, denying services to people based on their skin colour, crossing the footpath to avoid people on how they “look”, refusing to sit next to “certain people” on public transport, being heckled in public areas.

However I find it interesting that people of all races are (only) finding out racial discrimination now, be it white people in China, black people in Taiwan, non-Han Chinese people in “Western countries”.

I have lived with discrimination all my life. I have never been a majority anywhere. I will probably never know what it feels like to be in a majority.

Being a minority is my natural state. Even in places where people perceive that I’m in a majority.

As a Malaysian-Chinese, the perception that SJKC’s would be my “natural” environment. But I was a “banana”, yellow on the outside, white on the inside. Speaking English at home. Growing up with Enid Blyton books. Even worst, I’m a Christian: white man’s religion. In an environment where the majority of my classmates spoke Mandarin or the “dialects” at home, worshipped non-Abrahamic faiths (if any), read Chinese Wuxia novels.

Until I was Primary 3, I was unable to communicate with my classmates, because I literally couldn’t speak their language. English is my first language; so as my parents, and my grandfather’s diaries are in English. My family history shows that we’ve been speaking English longer than some migrants in Australia, where I now live.

Teachers in SJKC we never far away from reminding me 你是华人不会讲华语你不觉得羞耻吗?I tried so hard to fit in: follow Chinese entertainment, read Chinese novels. But no matter what I did, I would never be “one of them”. (Sound familiar?)

In secondary school it was only slightly better: half my cohort was from SJKC, the other half from a English speaking SK. While I found better camaraderie with the ones from SK, I despaired at their misconceptions and ignorance of the “Chinese speaking” groups. For their part the SJKC groups found me handy when English assignments were due, as I could literally speak their language, but the feeling that I got was that I was an “outside” to be exploited. (Hmmmmmm……….)

I don’t want to sound like my time in Primary and Secondary school was all bad: there were good people, good classmates, some of which I still keep in touch to this very day, good teachers, even if I’ve forgotten their names but only remember their faces.

But no child should have to go through what I did.

I am grateful for having had the opportunity to learn the language, but I learnt Mandarin as a 3rd language. Because of my skin, nobody goes “Waaaahh, look at Tim speaking Mandarin and ordering food in Chinese”. (Apparently, I’m supposed to have woken up one day and magically be able to speak Mandarin)

On the other side, no one goes “Look at this Asian guy speak perfect English and writing a technical document without error!”. Never mind that many “native” speakers have lower English standards. (it still drives me nuts the number of times I see “paid” written as “payed” and “dual” written as “duel” after all these years in Australia!)

So I laugh a white skinned people who cry “discrimination” when they come/settle in Asia. When yellow skinned people feel “inequity” when they are in “the Western world”. No matter how good you are with the language, how much you try and be culturally same as them, you will always be an outsider. When one is in a majority, and suddenly is in a minority, then they realise how the REAL world works.

The irony of all this is, Australia is where I feel the most comfortable in. I’m not part of the majority here. Many Malaysian friends/relatives have the impression that Australia is a land where discrimination is rife. I’m not saying that there is no discrimination in Australia, but it says volumes that I feel more accepted in “racist Australia” than supposedly “my natural state” in Malaysia. (When they’re not asking me to “go back to China”)

Even if I “went back” to China, I’ll still be discriminated against. Only the delusional think the 华人don’t discriminate against the 华裔. Heck, even those “Chinese speaking” Malaysian-Chinese face discrimination when they further their studies in China/Taiwan. And apparently I’m supposed to “balik Tongsan”. Never mind that I’m 5th generation in what is now Malaysia. Never mind that my great-great grandfather was in Sarawak (however defined) before James Brooke.

White/Black/Brown/Yellow/Green/Purple/Orange people don’t have a monopoly on discrimination/being discriminated against. I find it hilarious at the whole hysterical “poor me; look I’m being discriminated against because COVID19”.

When one is used to a position of priviledge, the equality of the real world feels like oppression.

If it takes a pandemic/COVID19 to show:
a) What it feels like to be a minority, for the majority of the population
b) People are dicks
c) Don’t be a dick

I, for one, welcome our new overlord.

Monday, March 30, 2020

アイドルの労働災害?😅



Q: Why does an aidoru need to be able to run 50m?
A: Because you never know when you're being chased by someone

😅😰

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Factcheck: has the Civil Law Act 1956 "not had a single amendment"?


Source 1 and Source 2

The 2006 reprint of the Civil Law Act 1956 states that there has been at least 7 amendments to the Act in question since it went into force on 7 April 1956:



Especially the 1966 amendment, which added no less than 8 new sections to the Act.

So why is Universiti Islam Antarabangsa "conducting a study into the appropriateness of the Civil Law Act 1956" again?

Maybe because it is not "Islamic" enough?

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Taking the Kuching Hydrogen bus ft. Chinese History Museum

On a rainy Wednesday morning, I decided to take a bus ride.

Now ordinarily that would be unremarkable. But this is Malaysia. Outside of KL, Penang and (maybe) Kuantan, public transport is non-existent. Not just "poor": as in without private transport there is no other way to get around.



Which probably explains the 9 year car loans in Malaysia. (Yes, because that's the only way for people to afford cars)

At least these days there is the option of Grab and the other local grown one.

Yes, there are people who have been born and grown up in Kuching that have never taken public transport.



 

There is actually a live tracker for the Kuching hydrogen bus, and it actually works! So I waited at the Satok bus stop, when the time came, (which was about 11am) it actually showed up.


From Satok it goes over the Satok Bridge, to the Sunday Market, and back to the other side of Satok, and up Jalan Muhibbah to Kampung No 4.



Still plenty of wooden houses in the Kampung, or as they call it in Australia, A$220,000 worth.

Yes Australian houses are made out of wood, and they cost so much.


The bus is actually quite small: 20 seats. However for frequent routes that's the type of bus to use, rather than a big bus that can only do reduced frequency.



About half an hour after getting on at Satok, and looping through the Satok Kampung's, the bus arrived at Open Air Market.



Takes about 5 minutes from Open Air Market to Sarawak Plaza/Tun Jugah Plaza area.


Left hand side of the bus interior


The bus goes as far east as the Cat Statue at Padungan.



While on the bus, I discovered a design flaw: there is a complete lack of buttons at the rear to ring the bell to stop. Yes, it doesn't stop at every bus stop, because it is a bus, and if no one is getting on, and no one rings the bell, it just goes on.

Those sitting at the back need to clamber to the middle of the bus to ring the bell. Very poor design.



Where the wifi comes from. The bus wifi actually worked, and backend is provided by Digi.

The bus then stopped outside Riverside; that seems to be its terminus. Everyone got off. This was about 11.45am. I asked when would be the next bus. "next trip pukul satu" 🤦🏼‍♀ (Next trip is at 1pm)

I wasn't going to wait one and a quarter hours for the next bus, so I decided to start walking to Satok.


Sarawak River very fast flowing after the morning's rain.

Ducked into the Chinese History Museum. Was pleased to see that the exhibits are still well maintained. The screens, audio functions, interactive exhibits still work, nearly 10 years after its refurbishment opening.


This is new: They've retrofitted Song Kheng Hai in the Chinese Political Leaders section of the Chinese History Museum




Screen and displays still working after nearly a decade!

Yes it is sad that in Malaysia it is noteworthy.



If you try and access http://www.museum.sarawaknet.gov.my, it doesn't work. That is because sarawaknet.gov.my is a internal DNS in the Sarawak State Government intranet.

Try https://museum.sarawak.gov.my/ At least it has HTTPS.



What agenda?


Sign of the times: can now buy cat food in the traditional by the kilo at Gambier St


In addition to the usual human food


Reached the Saujana Car Park, and saw this.


🤔

The bus was running, some passengers are on, but no driver was in sight.

I suppose no one steals buses even in Malaysia.


The bus driver eventually came on.


Bus driver acts as a conductor also. RM1 to Satok.



And we're off! My lucky day! Didn't wait too long.



And by noon, I was back at Satok.

Wednesday, February 05, 2020

So when are we no longer considered "Chinese"?

As a general rule, I usually disagree with everything about Namewee. He is a attention seeking rabble rouser who just wants clicks. But on this point, I share his sentiments as someone who can trace his heritage 5 generations in Malaysia.

Languages are not hereditary. The only reason I can speak Chinese is because my parents forced me to learn the language. It may surprise some people, but the ethnic Chinese don't wake up one day and is able to speak Chinese.

I had to learn Mandarin. The pain. The sweat. The tears. The blood. Literally.

But hey, when I speak Mandarin, it supposed to come naturally to me right? No one goes "waaah" when I speak Mandarin; if anything they poke fun at my intonation (yes I suck at intonation), but Mark Zuckerberg does that, and his intonation is totally off, and everyone goes "waaah"

jackiechanwtf.jpg

Languages are not heriditary. I don't understand why is it such a hard concept to grasp for most people.



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我是馬來西亞人。一百年前祖先來自海南島。我祖先的國籍是“中華民國”。而我本身,則是土生土長的馬來西亞人,用的是馬來西亞護照+馬來西亞身份證,“祖國”是馬來西亞,國語是馬來語。

I am a Malaysian. A hundred years ago my ancestors came from Hainan island. My ancestors were "Republic of China" citizens. As for me, I am aborn and bred Malaysian, holding a Malaysian passport and Malaysian MyKad. My "motherland" is Malaysia, where the national language is Malay.

我們不是“華僑”,因為祖先是在馬來西亞還沒有獨立之前就來到這裡,然後再跟其他種族一起創立了這個國家。我並沒有“僑居”在別人的國家,所以你可以稱我是大馬華裔或華人,或者直接說我是馬來西亞人最好。

We are not "Overseas Chinese [nationals]", as my ancestors were in Malaysia before Malaysia was formed, and with the other ethnic groups, built up the country. We are not "overseas" citizens in another country.

在用英語回答外國朋友的時候我不會說我是 “Chinese”,因為在英語那是“中國人”的意思,但我不是,我不想讓他們誤會,所以我只會說 I'm Malaysian。

When I use English to commnuicate with foreigners I don't say I'm "Chinese", as in the English language it generally means ethnic Han Chinese from China, while I am not one, and I do not want them to misunderstand, so I will always say "I"m Malaysian"


就好像英國人當初坐船去到美國落地生根,而現在他們的後代只會說 “I'm American”,沒有人會說 “I'm British” 或者 “I'm English”。因為正常人都是以客觀的“國籍身份”來定義自己。

It is like the early British settlers to the America: the suceeding generations will describe themselves as "I'm American", no one will say "I'm British" or "I'm English". A normal person will describe themselves as what their citizenship [identity] is.


我會聽說讀寫中文,是因為我在馬來西亞選擇的學校和課程有教中文,民間也有在廣泛使用。我會說華語(普通話)跟我是什麼種族一點關係都沒有。華語(普通話)來自中國大陸北方,我的母語是海南話,來自南方,所以華語不能算是我母語。我是因為在馬來西亞有機會選擇和學習多一種語言,如今才能夠開口說。這點要感謝馬來西亞。

The fact that I can listen, speak, read, and write Mandarin, is because the school I went to in Malaysia uses Mandarin as the medium of instruction, with the "dialects" also used.

The fact that I can speak Chinese (Mandarin) has no connection to my ethnicity. (Mandarin) Chinese is a language from the northern areas of Mainland China, while my mother tongue is Hainanese, from the south. So by no stretch of imagination is Mandarin my mother tongue.

It is only because in Malaysia, I had the opportunity to learn more than one langauge, which is why can only say, I thank Malaysia for making me a polygot.


語言是不分國籍的,是跨越種族和國家的東西,你學了就是屬於你的。英國人不會去幹美國人或澳洲人說 “如果你不承認自己是英國人請不要使用英語!” 這種白癡的言論。。。

Languages are not citizenship; it is something that crosses race and nation-states, and can be learnt by anyone. The British don't go to the Americans or the Australians and say "If you don't see youself as British please do not use the English language!". Most people would see that as a preposterous logic...


以上的言論,我知道很多馬來西亞的華裔朋友是不認同的,但很抱歉那是客觀的事實。如果你依然認為大家應該要用“祖先”或 “血統”來定義自己的身份的話,那我會告訴你我是 “非洲人”,因為人類起源於非洲。你要繼續追溯人類歷史的話,那我是魚。又或者你要說我血統來自三葉蟲或單細胞也可以。。。

My opinion above, I know will not be accept by many ethnic Chinese in Malaysia, but I'm sorry that is an objective fact. If you insist on using your "ancestoral heritage" or "descent" to define your identity, than I am an "African", as the human species originated from Africa. If you really want to know where I'm really from, I'm probably from fish. Or if you drill down to my [genetic] descent, I'm probably from Trilobites or single cellular life......




Source: https://www.facebook.com/namewee/posts/10157536248698429

Saturday, January 04, 2020

Feuding relatives told to keep the peace



Source: https://www.theborneopost.com/2020/01/04/feuding-relatives-told-to-keep-the-peace/

Huh.

TIL that courts can order people to keep the peace.

Ref: https://judiciary.kehakiman.gov.my/portals/web/home/print_pdf/?type=cause_list_weekly&orientation=landscape&court_category=3&judge=929&district=1&division=1&state=13&start=2019-12-29&end=2020-1-04&printed_by=ANONYMOUS