Monday, June 30, 2008

Reading habits

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Back in my high school days, one of the favourite topics for BM karangan was “Mengapa rakyat Malaysia tidak suka membaca?”. And back then we’d go into the usual rhetoric about buku terlalu mahal, too many TV/computer/video game distractions, pelajar Malaysia tidak suka membaca, and “recommendations” like kerajan harus menetapkan harga buku, more local talent etc. It’s not all wrong, but no one has ever asked, and critically thought, why Malaysians only on average, apperently read two books a year.

No doubt, cost is an issue. Let’s take the final instalment of the Harry Potter series as a case study. When it came out on 21 July 2007, it marked an end of a era, both for me and the legions of Harry Potter fans. But it was the price difference between Malaysia and Australia that shocked me. In Australia the RRP is $49.99, but many people got it for $25. And I’m not talking about Big W either. From international chains like Borders to home-grown QBD, a quick glance showed that the average price of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” went for $25. Sure, there were a scattered reports that small time/independent bookshops refused to stock it, and personally it’s their choice. They do complain about being undercut unfairly by the “big boys”, but little do they know what the big boys are doing in Malaysia.

Borders Malaysia, Times, MPH and gang were selling the book at RM110! It was only after British Tesco and France’s Carrefour slashed the price down to RM69 that the “big boys” boycotted the launch, citing “unfair competition”. Now anywhere else Times/Borders/MPH would be considered “big chains”. So if in Brisbane the small time, independent bookshops are being squeezed by the big chains, in Malaysia the big chains are being squeezed by the hypermarts. I think I can see a food chain here.

The AUD was 2.9 to the RM at July 2007. Even if we take the AUD today, stubbornly high as it is, A$30 only equates to RM90. RM120?! Madness. Tesco and Carrefour was right: RM70 is about A$23. How do Borders/Times/MPH get away with it?!

And to put things in perspective, in a country where $10/hour is the minimum wage, one only has to work for 3 hours to earn enough dough for the last Harry Potter book. In Malaysia, and speaking from experience, you’d be lucky to earn RM2/hour. So one would have to work for 35 hours, or if you work 8 hour days, about 4 days before you would even get enough dough to meet what Tesco/ Carrefour is asking for. At RM120, it’d be a whole weeks work before you have enough dough to buy it.

Now lets not get into the relative purchasing power/high labour cost/Big Mac index/exchange rate argument. Exchange rate makes very little difference. J. K. Rowling is guaranteed a market. They printed something like 10 million books just for the global launch day alone. We’re not exactly talking about a supply problem are we? And the fact is, no matter how you do the math, A$30 != RM120.

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Another one factor that has been missed by them “commentators” and so-called “social experts” is language. The problem with Malaysia is that we have way too many languages. After being in Australia and New Zealand, I now know why Malaysian advertisements don’t make sense: its because they don’t talk much.

Admittedly, advertising in Malaysia is a nightmare even for Saatchi and Saatchi . You can’t have advertisements in only one language, unless you’re targeting a specific market. You need them in BM because it is the national language and they are the majority. You need it in Mandarin/Cantonese because they are the ones who control the economy. You need it in English because they (generally) are the ones with the highest purchasing power. Marketing your product in only one language in Malaysia is nothing but economic suicide.

However, the 成语 used in the many Taiwanese advertisements I see would flop badly when translated into English. The puns in English aren’t exactly replicable in 华语. And I’m still amazed that Sunsilk managed to sell shampoo, considering that some of their BM advertisements don’t show much hair. That is the root of my point: to get the message across a wide linguistic spectrum, and be able to reuse the same footage, they have to go down to the lowest common denominator. Which means using simple, basic language, be it English, Malay, Mandarin etc. and without the attention grabbing bits that are tied to a specific language, our advertisements aren’t exactly the best in the world. Oh sure, there are some good ones, but on the same vein, there is someone out there with a IQ of 300, but what is one person over 25 million people?

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Its surprisingly hard to find anime girls that are reading that's not Yuki

But back to my point. So if you’re a librarian, you’re a bit stuck. Chinese books will be the cheapest thanks to almost zero royalty payments, easy access to pirated books (where else on earth can you get a bootleg of a bootleg translation?!) and the fact that it is printed in China. And as far as I can see, Chinese printed books don’t have the same health scares as their food and toys. Yet. But that is a small minority (about 20% of Malaysia’s population) that can actually read it fluently.

Then you have BM. No doubt, there are some good BM books out there, and I take my hat of to A. Samad Said, but the collective pool of 18 million Malay’s in Malaysia cannot compare with the potential talent of 中港台, with 1.3 billion, 7 million and 22 million people respectively. Even if we included Indonesia, it’s still a small pool compared with the 400 million English speakers worldwide. So BM books tend to be a bit thin on the ground.

Then there’s English, with the costs, and the fact that not many people (or not enough people numerically) can read English fluently. I know, I know, it works both ways. I can’t digest 兵法 in 华语, and I don’t expect the Chinese educated to read Harry Potter in English. But you want, and need to, have access to English books, but it seems like everything is against you.

This, I see, is the biggest problem with a multi-lingual society. Need BM, but there is not enough content and people to make up a market. Need English, but not enough people competent in it and dough. Lobby for Mandarin, but only a small minority understands it well. So what do you get? A society who literary can’t understand each other enough.

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If this looks familar, you know why.

And this is why people don’t read. Cost and language holds them back. Even if you say newspapers are cheap, they can’t understand English, BM newspapers are essentially UMNO press releases, and Chinese papers can’t see beyond their noses and China. Malay’s read Kosmo and Harian Metro, because that is their only thing they can digest. Chinese read their sensationalist tabloids from Taiwan, because they can’t see their world beyond their telescopic view of the Chinese sphere. And with the standard of English dropping faster than my bank account balance, even the Daily Mail would have a hard time selling in Malaysia.


Context and source here

So what do we get? A generation brought up reading tabloids/gossip magazines/EPL tables/their own narrow minded world. And thanks to a quota system, one half is roped in to go to UPM/UUM/UiTM and gang. The other half, thanks to MCA, goes to UTAR/TARC/Southern college. The result? A nation of morons who literary can’t communicate with each other.

And when people don’t communicate, it is the perfect breeding ground for mistrust and ignorance.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

小学生造句

我的天啊!

真是回忆。。。。我也是七年没学华语了。

小学。。。。小学。。我也都忘了怎样写造句

从一个中文的 BBS 找到的。。。。。现在的小学生。。。真聪明!

Enjoy!

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下


2.照样造句

题目: (树呀树呀)我把你(种下)
小朋友写: (汤圆汤圆)我把你(吃掉)
老师评语: 真是可爱~~


3.题目: ..一边...........一边............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~


4.题目: 课本
小朋友写: 上课本来就很无聊。
老师评语:上课要专心


5.题目: 吃香
小朋友写: 我很喜欢吃香蕉。
老师评语: 小心噎到


6.题目: 从前
小朋友写: 小明从前门进来。


7.题目: 天真
小朋友写: 今天真热。
老师评语: 你真天真~~


8.题目: 十分
小朋友写: 我今天考十分。
老师评语: 我会跟你爸妈说~~


9.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?~~


10.题目: 一...就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..


11.題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊!


12.照样造句 例题: 你(唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写: 你(好吗) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
(Side note: 这个一定是从新加坡来的!)


13.照样造句 例题: 别人都夸我( ),其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我( 是戴面具的 )。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用???


14.题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好又好粗...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?


15.题目: 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?


16.题目: 先...再... 例题: 先吃饭,再洗澡。
小朋友写: 先生,再见!


17.题目: 天涯海角
小朋友写: 妹妹乱跑跑到天涯海角。
老师评语: 你妹妹真会跑~~


18.題目: 一直
小朋友写: 我画了一直线。
老师评语: .......... .......


19.題目:马上
小朋友写: 我骑在马上。
老师评语: 马上来找老师!


20.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。。


21.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的… 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。 老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~


22.题目: 谢谢....因为......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!


23.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过......


24.题目: 如果
小朋友写: 汽水不如果汁营养。
小朋友写: 假如果汁不好喝就不要喝。
老师评语: Orz.....


25.题目: 干脆
小朋友写: 饼干脆脆的很好吃!
老师评语: (无语).......... =.=


26.题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~


27.題目: 一…便…
小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。 还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...


28.題目: 边... 边...
小朋友写: 我的左边有人 , 我的右边也有。


29.題目: 非常
小朋友写: 我不知道非常是什么意思。
老师评语: 不知道要问....


30.題目: 因为...所以...
小朋友写: 因为有爸爸妈妈,所以我才诞生在这世上。
老师评语: 扣5分...



31.題目: 又.....又.....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?


32 果然。。。。 上课。。
小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
老师:…………
(This one has been circulating around the Jokes column of many a 周刊 since my 小学 days!)


33 瓜分
小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
老师:小傻瓜也分不清


34 好吃
小朋友:好吃个屁
老师:………


35 况且
小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
老师:……………

小学生阿。。。。。。。小学生。。。。

Saturday, June 28, 2008

This is what happens when you put people into HDB flats

Or in confined spaces at least.

Friday, June 27, 2008

CLANNAD 01

Now that the dust has settled, from today onwards I'll be trying out a new addition to my blog: reviews of CLANNAD (anime).

Now the anime blogging community is oversaturated as it is. I'm not going to do a review. I'm not going to do episode summaries. I'm not going to do 1 picture posts with my musings. Rather, I'll be comparing the Chinese language subs and the English subbing, amongst other things.

The thing is, I don't think I'll ever get to learn another language, not at my age and in my course which sees me busy as it is. So in this day and age of dorama's of how English fansubs have gone down the hill, I figured watching something in 2 different languages is the closest thing I'll ever get to the real thing.

Unlike some of my Taiwanese friends, I don't think English subs inferior to Chinese (Mandarin) ones. The 2 languages are completely different. Sure, 华语 is no doubt closer to 日本语 compared to 英语, but what you don't know can't hurt you. I agree that 华语字幕 may be more accurate, but to me it only highlights the strengths and weaknesses of the 汉日英 languages.

Which I suppose monolingual people will never understand. But I digress, and this is too much ranting and raving on my part already.

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I like how it episode 1 started. It starts off with a dark, grey overcast feeling, and shots of the city. The music only just reflects Tomoya's mood, how much he hates the city, how his life is meaningless, and how he's just wasting time. Beautiful.

The thing is through, I was a relatively latecomer to CLANNAD. It came out in October 2007, when I was in the thick of my exams and issues. So yeah, I watched ep 14 before ep 1. Somehow I managed to follow the last 9 eps while watching the Fuko and Kotomi arcs.

That said, had I watched ep 1 as it came out, I would have been won over just by the first 2 minutes or so.

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This is a camera technique, if it was real life. The name escapes me, but it involves underexposing the camera so that it looks like night when it is actually day. Used in many movies, including the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. How else are you going to see the mountains in the far distance at night? :D

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Oh Nagisa.

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女の子。

I liked how the showed brief flashes of color when focusing on Nagisa. It just says everything. In a way, it is like a forebearer of what Nagisa will do to Tomoya's life.

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Why, oh why Nagisa?

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For some reason this reminds me of TokiMemo. Don't ask me why.

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Probably one of the best shots of CLANNAD.

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I used the subs of 澄空学园, which is generally considered one of the better 华语 fansub groups out there. The don't just do anime subbing through.

And if you don't look closely enough, their credits do blend with the original 日本語 ones.

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But not always.

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The translation is almost in parallel.

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I like Misae's cat. We'll be seeing more of it(him?).

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Poor Ryou, part one.

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Tomoya looks somewhere between indifference and peeved.

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Why is it that I keep feeling sorry for the girls of VisualArts/Key adaptations? And I'm only 7 minutes and 28 seconds (ralat +- 6 seconds) into the first ep!

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Ouch.

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I'm still trying to figure out what book Ryou threw at him.

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Harima vision

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Reality.

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I really don't understand how Tomoya manages to live staying out, hanging out, only returning home to sleep. Where does he get the money to eat?

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"Nagisa's elder sister" shocked by Tomoya.

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One thing I like about the subs of 澄空学园 is this cure dango hopping along the Japanese lyrics, karaoke style.

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And the "dango" changes color depending on which dango is on the screen. Too cute.

I'm not looking forward to covering the Fuko arc for the next 9 eps through.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

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Imagine eating this for 1 week straight, lunch and dinner.

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Yeah. It was exam period allright.

Dude, where's my bus stop?


Here today.


Gone tomorrow.

Monday, June 23, 2008

A weekend in Brisbane

From today, I'm starting a column called "A weekend in Brisbane". Yes, I know it is inspired by Danny Choo's "A week in Tokyo" series, but at least I'm not the only one inspired by him. If anything, it will serve as a record of my (non-existant) life here in Brisbane over the weekend.

My photography skills aren't the best in the world, and it's a bit hard taking pictures when you have both hands carrying groceries. Anyone want to go shopping with me?

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My shadow, walking along the river to get to my bus stop.


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On the bus. This is what a typical bus looks like. There are a few types around. This is made by Volgeren. We have some old bombs made by Volvo.

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A spot of photography when the bus was stationary at the traffic light. Hard to take pictures on a bus, with all that ratting, shaking and all.

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Petrol prices these days. Somehow prices are advertised in cents, so unleaded petrol is $1.56.9 today. Essentially it's $1.57/litre. (approx RM4.73/litre)

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Optus advertising their new plans. Will probably get around to writing a post on mobile communications in Australia.

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Australians take keeping to the left on a escelator very seriously. The logic being if someone wants to walk up (or down), they can do so on the right side of the escelator. If you stand on the right side and block someone in a rush you will get told off.

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Where I do my shopping.

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The headlines this weekend.

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Apples. They're not the cheapest, but they must be in season, as they were heaps of boxes of them.

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My favouriate.

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Fish. The cheapest one: basa fillets from Vietnam.

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Brocolli.

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Milo. How much is a tin back home in Malaysia?

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Asian food asile.

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Santan.

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I'm not sure how close this is to REAL laksa, if it is even laksa in the first place. I've seen something called "Hokkien noodles", and until I went to Australia I never saw them. And this is coming from someone who grew up in the Hokkien capital of Malaysia.

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Thai curry paste. A bit expensive in Woolies. Cheaper in the asian shops.

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Notice on rice shortage. I stocked up, so I'm safe for now.


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Empty shelves. What's left are the small, 1KG/2KG packs.

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Or the expensive ones. RM60 for 10KG of rice?

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I like milk. Especially fresh millk.

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Oyster sauce.

Shopping for myself isn't much, so usually I only grab the essentials.

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Airfares from STA travel. Prices are "from". I've never got a round trip airfare to/from Singapore that was under 4 digits, even ignoring the SIN-KCH sector.

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And it's competitor down the road.

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Waiting for the bus.

What do you guys think? Leave a comment.