Sunday, September 29, 2013

Adakah kita dalam sebuah perhimpunan pemuja?


Source: Hitam Putih, 23 May 2013

I have to say it is quite hilarious watching JKT48's performance of River on Hitam Putih, especially when it pans to the audience. The makcik's (middle aged ladies) in the audience seem to have an expression which probably borders on "Are we in a cult gathering?" and "Kanak-kanak zaman kini".

I have to give credit where it is due however: the host, Deddy Corbuzier (only in Indonesia can you have a name like that) has a pretty good chemistry with them.

(Sidelines: next time some Malay nationalist tries to justify the Malay language by pointing out the 237 million "speaking" Bahasa, I'd like to ask why the Indonesian drama's on RTM have BM subtitles......)

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Youtube really needs to fix their video suggestion algorithms


Source.


It's one thing to suggest a HyunA video after Kawada Mami, (I mean, they're all Asian, right?) but it's a completely inappropriate to suggest yaoi (Ikoku Irokoi Romantan) after someone watches a JKT48 fancam.

Sometimes I wish I was a bit more normal. I know I tend to watch things that no one else watches, but this is ridiculous. 

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Cross cultural adaptations: JKT48's "River"

(Believe me, the title of this post could have been a lot worst)



I am very impressed, to be honest. Especially when you compare it to the Japanese original. And I'm not talking about the MV either. The translation of the lyrics are very close to the original 日本語 meaning. And it's still very listenable.

JKT...48!
Majulah ke depan! (Got it!)
Janganlah berhenti! (Got it!)
Tujuan tempat matahari terbit
Ayo langkah di jalan harapan
Penghalang adalah River! River! River!
Dan yang membentang River!
Takdirnya River! River! River!
Akan diuji River!

Buanglah keraguanmu!
Tunjukkan nyalimu!
Jangan ragu!
S'karang juga

Satu langkah maju!
Believe yourself!


Ayo maju!
Majulah ke depan!
Sebrangi sungai!!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Mimpi itu selalu
Terlihatnya jauh
Dan jaraknya terasa tidak tercapai
Batu di bawah kaki
Ayo, ambilah satu
Jadilah nekad dan coba lemparkan!

Tepat di depan matamu
Ada sungai mengalir
Luas, sebuah sungai yang besar
Walaupun gelap dan dalam
Walaupun arusnya deras

Tidak perlu ketakutan
Walaupun kau terpisah
Ya, tepian pasti ada
Lebih percayalah pada dirimu


Majulah ke depan!
Ayo terus berenang
Jangan ragu lagi! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Bila merentangkan tangan di sana masa depan
Jangan menyerah untuk yang tidak tercapai
Batu yang t'lah dilemparkan, mengabulkan impian
Suara jatuhnya pun takkan terdengar
Di dalam hatimu juga
Ada sungai mengalir
Cobaan sungai berat dan pedih
Walau tak berjalan baik
Walau terkadang tenggelam
Tak apa mengulang lagi
Dan janganlah menyerah
Di sana pasti ada tepian
Suatu saat kau pasti akan sampai

Get over it!
River!
Ah - ah - ah - ah - ah
Jangan alasan untuk diri sendiri!
Ah - ah - ah - ah - ah
Jika tak dicoba tak akan tahu
Ah - ah - ah - ah - ah
Tiada jalan selain maju! (maju!)
S'lalu (s'lalu)
Teruslah melangkah di jalan yang kau pilih!

Tepat di depan matamu
Ada sungai mengalir
Luas, sebuah sungai yang besar
Walaupun gelap dan dalam
Walaupun arusnya deras
Tidak perlu ketakutan
Walaupun kau terpisah
Ya, tepian pasti ada
Lebih percayalah pada dirimu
Di dalam hatimu juga
Ada sungai mengalir
Sungai keringat dan air mata
Walaupun kau pernah gagal
Walau dirimu terbawa arus (ayolah... ayolah... ayolah ayolah ayolah....)
Tak apa terulang lagi (Ho!!!......)
Dan janganlah mengeluh (Ho!!!......)
Genggamlah selalu impianmu
Sampai suatu saat mimpimu terkabul
Ayo sebrangilah! You can do it!


Just still don't expect a gaggle of bikini clad girls in a hurry.

(Yes, "汗と涙の川だ!" does actually translate to "Sungai keringat dan air mata". Still sounds weird in Bahasa tho)

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Meanwhile in Australia.......



Madoka get's broadcast on ABC3. At the 8.40pm timeslot.

I love this country. I'm not leaving this place in a hurry.

Japanese cuisine and Halal

 

Japanese cuisine and Halal are 2 things which I never thought could ever work. Not when 清酒 (rice wine),  味醂 (Mirin), and 醤油 (shouyu) are so integral to Japanese cooking. It'd be like trying to cook Rendang without mutton/beef.

It was only after I came to Australia I figured out why Japanese restaurants in Malaysia taste a bit weird: they have to be Halal, which means no rice wine in the cooking process.

I do enjoy many aspects of Japanese cuisine, but will never be able to fully appreciate it, due to its high usage of seafood.

Twitter Gems: Australia votes



We've got a new government BTW.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Twitter Gems: first world problems



Minus the girlfriend part, I find myself doing this all the time.

Why KyoAni WHY?!

Sunday, September 01, 2013

My experience registering as a postal voter for the 13th Malaysian general Elections

I was in Malaysia when the EC released Borang 1B in mid-Jan. Being the un-Malaysian I am, I printed out the form while I was in Malaysia and filled it in. In January. I have to admit while the form could have been better designed, the example provided on the EC's website was fairly clear and easy to understand. Essentially fill in your name, details, your constituency, why you can't vote in Malaysia, and the amount of time spent in Malaysia over the last 5 year's. The last bit was a bit tricky, as Malaysian immigration has stopped stamping entry and exit stamps on Malaysian passports for almost 15 years now. I had to dig through my documents to list out all my entry and exit dates.

Signed it, and walked to my local Pos Office Mini to send it off to the EC's address in Putrajaya. Didn't think too much about it until I came back to Brisbane in February 2013, where I noted that there was a option to check the status of the postal voter registration on the EC's website. Keyed in my IC number, and got the message that my application had been received. As the postal voting application(s) could only be processed once the Returning Officers were appointed for the constituencies, I left it at that.

In April 2013 I received a call in my Australian phone number from 03-8881 6607. Unfortunately when the call came I was in a meeting, and thus was unable to pick it up. As I know no one in Selangor who would call me, I was curious. A quick Google search indicated that it was the phone number for the "Unit Pengurusan Undi Pos" of the EC. So I called back. And was pleasantly surprised to get a nice girl who picked up my call. While I can't remember her name, she was polite and helpful. I recounted my question, and asked about my postal voting application. She requested for my IC number and my Australian contact details and promised to get back to me.

About 15 minutes later she called back and said it was because I had not put my email address in my application form. Somewhat reluctantly I gave my email address to her (I get enough spam as it is without having to have my email address plastered across government databases) and that was it.

She called back 10 minutes later and said that it had all been done, and recommended me to check my status on the EC's website. A quick check showed that my application had been marked as received and was in process.

Government departments usually get a bad reputation across the world, and I've had more of my share of dealing with incompetent government front line staff. To have this done in such a quick and efficient manner was a nice change. It was only a few months earlier where I had to deal with the Malaysian immigration department and they too were also very helpful to my query.

Note that while I had a good experience registering as a postal voter, and this was the first time the Malaysia had extended postal voting to all citizens outside of Malaysia (minus those in Singapore, South Thailand and Kalimantan) thus I was expecting issues, there is always room for improvement in the process.

Final thoughts;
1) Most of the registration issues I read via various sources online tended to be cause by the typical last minute attitude of Malaysians. Of course a website will crash if everyone is accessing it all at the same time. Its not exactly the EC's fault: should they spend all that money to upgrade their hardware to cope with 1000 connections a minute just for a few hours once every 5 years?

2) Speak BM. For better or worst, when dealing with government departments in Malaysia you need to use BM. Many of the videos I saw uploaded to Youtube recoding their calls to the EC had people starting off in English, or a mix of English with BM. I'm not saying you need to speak like A. Samad Said, but if an anglophile banana like me who hasn't used BM since he finished Form 5 can still say "Saya memangil mengenai status pemohonan undi pos saya", surely after 12 years of education one should have enough comprehension of BM to at least deal with government departments?

3) Be polite. Others I saw who posted their calls on Youtube started off the bat in a defensive or dismissive attitude when calling the EC. I know we don't like dealing with government departments, but the person on the other end of the line is still human.