Sunday, April 30, 2006

Tsubasa chronicle 2nd series out!

But no fansub groups are daring enough to do it. As of 30 April 2006. So it looks like I might have to retreat.

The raw is out however. But its probably in low quality. And no subs.

BUT, the chinese fansubs groups are as fast as ever. The latest ep was released at 5.34am MYT! China shares the same time zone with Malaysia BTW, so the group, 枫雪动漫, must be insomaniacs! But there are a good group. 枫雪动漫 has very good quality. I think I can trust them.

Heres my 2 cents: I dont want a speedsub group doing it. Tsubasa is a work of art. A hand crafted master piece by CLAMP. It MUST NEVER suffer the indignity of being handled by people who rush things out. I'm willing to wait up to 5 days to get a proper release.

Anyway, heres an image in the meantime to keep up preoccupied until we get an English sub verson out!



Is that Sakura-hime or Fai/Fye/Fay? *shudders*

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Heart warming commercial from Pertonas

I wonder how many people still remember this Chinese New Year commercial that came out last year?



Petronas is good in this stuff. They know how to make meaningful, thought provoking and good commercials. Always look foreward to their ads when festivals come.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Heres something you dont see in Malaysian libraries....

While I was going through the local library for something to read and for some research, and to get some peace, I saw this:



Manga in a library?! And I'm not talking about some cheaplak manga from the chinese stores from China or taiwan. This is a REAL manga, from imported all the way from the US,Tokyopop, and its a REAL story line, not some cheap doraemon knockoff.

And it costs US$ 9.99 in the US! Thats NZ$ 15.80 or RM37.96 for us currency starved Malaysins.


Told you its from the library. Not bad eh? Even libraries here stock manga!

Course, there not called manga of manhua here. There called (get ready) Graphic novels! I like the sound of that! Novels! A work of literature! A litenary art! Style, Quality, execellence!


Havent read it yet. No time. But I'll read it in due time. I have 2 weeks afterall. Plenty of time for me to read it in the side lines of my life. Or during boring periods, whichever comes first. :)

To be honest through, I have no Idea what the story line is. So I'm as good as blur. And I'm jumping in from 0 to volume 18. Yep, I'm going to be lost all right.......

Still, I doesnt cost me a cent, why should I mind?

Anyway, heres something for people to look at in the mean time (random page):

A mess




My desk at least, is a total mess, and I have less than 72 hrs of freedom b4 the easter break finishes, and its back to bad old work.

Not that I dont have enough work. I'm still going mad over Calculus. How do the mainlanders find it easy, I'll never know.

But trust me on this: mainland chinese (华陆)are not human. In more ways than one. Not just in Calculus. And another thing: you cant really trust them.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Havent seen a tamagochi in a while.....



Saw this when I was going tru the Otahu Weekend market. Havent seen one in a while! The last craze was during my primary school days!

Just wondering, who will buy something like this anyway nowadays? With handfones so cheap, and more interesting. Still, its a blast from the past.

Operating on a Notebook

We had a interesting problem the other day here, so here we go:

Some guy(no names here) decided to "protect" his computer. So he put a password on the computer. Being the security freak he is, he put the password on the BIOS, so before the computer even starts up and accesses the hard drive, the BIOS will ask for the password.

So far, so good. But after a night of sleep (or so he claims. Ten bets he was acctually partying the night away, got a bit drunk and had a drug of 2), he wakes up the next day, and guess what, he has forgotten the password!

He tries all the passwords he normally uses, to no avail. Finally, he brings the paperweight notebok to the great Gurus that inhabit this house.

You know, its nice to know that where I live, there are some people who love computers as much as me, and dont care much for computer games. Most people I know claim to know computers well, but it usualy turns out there great when it comes to gaming, not fixing a dead partition table. Or making a boot cd from BART PE.



So anyway, I brought out the usual tools. But only one problem. The password is at the bios it self. I cant boot from anything! Not from a Cd, and notebooks these days dont have floppy drives (remember those?) anymore. So how?

I must admit, we were at lost. Using all the master passwords to try and break the password didnt help. We must have tried at least 90% of the default passwords. It isnt as simple as it sounds, coz only after you enter the wrong password (the one he set) 3 times, it asks for the master password. If its wrong, it shuts down. Pretty annoying really......

So, its time to bring out the heavy metal!



Yep! We OPENED the paperweight laptop up in hopes we can short out the CMOS battery.

Bit of background here: Its not that hard to bypass the BIOS password on a desktop. We just open up the casing and short out the CMOS battery, clearing out all the data, password included.

But this is a notebook. And usually they dont have this failsafe fall back. And BTW, usually opening up your notebook can void your warranty. You have bee warned.



Despite doing that, and taking out the battery to discharge it, it still stubbornly kept the password. My hunch is the password wasnt acctually kept in the CMOS. Probably in another place, like the hard drive controler. They usually do that for security.

A bit dangerous through doing that: if you forget the pasword, and its in the HDD controler, there is NO WAY AT ALL, to bypass it, short of building your own controler. And its not easy to do that, to get the correct boot strap code for the hard drive. Its alot of work.

Anyway, to cut the long story short, we gave up and called Dell. YES, IT WAS A BLOODY DELL NOTEBOOK! And guess where do you end up when you call the dell support line here?

IN MALAYSIA!

Penang acctually. And we found out the horror: DELL DOES NOT HAVE A TECH SUPPORT BAS HERE IN NZ! SO the poor guy has to fax proof of ownership all the way to Malaysia, and send it to Malaysia! Its the nearest one to NZ apperently.

Out sourcing? I'd say its also happening in Malaysia, not just to India.

Moral of the story: DONT BUY A DELL IF YOU INTEND TO COME TO NZ TO STUDY! Sheesh, even compaq/HP has a tech support base here....

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Still busy

Today will be my last day enjoying the sights and sounds of Auckland. Its back to calculus and the gang tommorow.

In other news, I have realised that many of our BL pals have recently (and not so recently) left to further their studies. May all luck be with them.

Public holiday yesterday, so was a bit tied up.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Pic(s) of the day

Now, I'm not exactly a BIG fan of Cosplaying, but I decided to put this up as a appetiser on what I'm going to say...













Shinguji Sakura. Nice hair too.



And more poses.



Complete with sword and with Japanese temple as a background.



There is a reason why this says "Done mess with me!"



And the more Ah Lian side of her. :)

I've been following the cosplay scene for a while, in the side lines mostly. But in recent months, I have felt that the scene has gone a bit too far. And I have to disagree with some people. My prime observations come from a Malaysian anime forum section, but also from cosplay forums around the world, both in chinese and english. I will, of course, not name any specifics.

The main issue seems to be the fact that some of the Cosplayers (coses) dont like having their picture taken during these anime convertions (cons). There has been quite some controversy, and based on my observation some photographers have got into some trouble when they take pictures of the coses.

Then theres the controversy of putting the images of the coses online, in forums, websites and blogs. Some coses, espically in forums, have expressed their displeasure at this, and some forum members have been banned and warned for their act.

Personally, this is all rubbish. The no 1 reason, as I see it, that people acctually dare to cosplay, is to express and show them selfs to the public. Me personally, I wouldnt cos anyone. Not handsome enough. :P

I mean, you dress up as whoever, and make the effort to make the costume (trust me, its not easy!), and end up at a con, and at the end of the day you dont want people to take your pic and put it up on the net. Then whats the point of going to the con in the first place?

The reason, IMO, of coses going to cons is to show and experss their love/ fantasy's of their fav character, and the fact you're being the character you like, even if its just for one day. Its a powerful feeling, being able to be someone you like.

If you dont want to have people taking your pic as a coser, then why bother going to a con in the first place? You might as well just stay at home. Save petrol, with petrol prices going up now, and you have ALL the privacy you want in the whole world. Even better yet, dont cos! Save money from all that tailoring for yur education!

I just dont understand some people. As a amature photographer, I have got into some trouble when I take certain pictures. Not necessaliry pictures of people. Or miltary instituations. Or top secret areas. Or sacred places of worship. No, I have got into trouble once with this tawkeh for taking a picture of his stall!

More specifically, the price board of the food he was selling. I have no idea why he got so defensive. All I took was the price list, showing NZ$ 8 for laksa in NZ! The price board was in full view of the public. Anyone could see it. It was in a public food court. At lunch hour. With 1000 people all eating lunch. Yet, he still was very defensive, and asked me to back off and delete the pic.

Makes you wonder, what is he hiding?

In the same way, what are the coses hiding? You come out to the public, be under the public glare, accept that you are going to be stared at. Espically if you dress like some one from Death Note. Or Bleach. Complete with 1 m long sword. Then you will be photographed. And the photos, will find their way to the net in this wired world. When you cos in public, you should accept this fact! So why are some people asking "DO NOT TAKE MY PIC" and "DO NOT PUT UP MY PIC"?

Some ask people to ask permission b4 they put up the pic online. Well, fair enough. (I've been doing too much on the copyright section of my ICT course!) But look at Sakura up there. I have no idea who she is in real life, her name, of even where the pic was taken! (she looks japanese through). So you expect me to trace her down, and ask her "Can I put your pics on my blog?"

BTW, the pics came from a chinese website and forum. And the mainland chinese are masters when it comes to breaking copyright. So how? :P

Another quote of the day

So, here we go...




"Speed hasn't killed anyone; suddenly becoming stationary..that's the killer" - Jeremy Clarkson

Well, he's not wrong you know....................................................

Busy...... enjoying Auckland

Sorry for the absence of posts here. I've been busy having fun going around central Auckland and its surrounding areas, going to parks and Auckland U.

Must go, as there are still lots of things I've not yet seen. Whoever says Auckland is boring has to get out a bit more!

Anyway, people, please shout out in my shout box. I'm almost hitting 600 visitors!

Saturday, April 22, 2006

NST: Whopping RM4b spent on tuition

Whopping RM4b spent on tuition
By Lee Siew Lian

24 December 2005


KUALA LUMPUR, Fri. - Parents spend an astounding amount on tuition for their children: as high as RM4 billion a year.

According to a survey on education and tuition, parents paid RM80 on average a month for each child. Determined to give their children every advantage, roughly two in three Malaysians with schoolgoing children pay for extra coaching, according to a survey by the Merdeka Center.

And with the switch to teaching Mathematics and Science in English, the demand for tuition will only grow. "Over 80 per cent of tuition-going children attend additional English classes. Three-quarters attend Maths classes, and over half attend Science," said centre director Ibrahim Suffian.

Some 1,029 people were polled in the survey commissioned by the New Straits Times. Half had schoolgoing children. And two-thirds with schoolgoing children paid RM80 on average a month.

When the finding is extrapolated on a national level, it indicates that as much as RM360 million is spent a month on tuition, or RM4.3 billion a year.

The survey has an error margin of about three per cent.

Almost six in 10 parents paid under RM100 a month for each child. Three in 10 paid between RM100 and RM300 a month.

Of the remainder, some spent as much as RM500 a month. Others qualified for vouchers or sent their children to extra classes held in school.

Ibrahim said he was surprised by the heavy reliance on tuition, given that most parents had generally expressed satisfaction with the education system.

"There are some specific issues that concern some people, but most parents seem pretty contented," he said.

"It seems to be a bit of a kiasu thing." This came as no surprise for Loke Yim Pheng, secretary-general of the National Union of the Teaching Profession.

Most parents find it tough to deal with subjects now taught in a language different from what they learnt in school, she said.

Even she had difficulty when it came to guiding her daughters. The extra coaching has become indispensable, a crutch for many parents who fear that their children may lag their schoolmates if they miss out on tuition.

WHAT TUTORS SAY

School Children do not receive the attention they need to fully understand the subjects they study, largely because of the teacher-student ratio.

Professional tutor, Cheryl Ong, who teaches Mathematics, Science and English, said teachers take only one approach to teach a class of over 40 students.

"Some students learn differently from others, and one method for all students reduces the chance for them to understand the subject matter," she said.

Ong wished schools would emphasise communication skills and teach students how to think.

Spoon-feeding leads to problems once children grow up, enter university and must do their own research.

Ong also felt that the teaching methods in schools could be dull.

Kancil Education Group director Francis Rajah agreed.

"The students of this generation get bored easily, and teachers are not creative enough." The centre, where he also teaches, uses other teaching techniques such as mind- mapping and crossword puzzles, among others, to make learning more fun.

WHAT PARENTS SAY

The rat race makes it difficult for many parents to find the time to help their children with their homework.

Mother of four Louisa Towel said by the time she gets home from the Kuala Lumpur bank where she works, it's about 7.30pm.

"It can get tough trying to spread the attention among the four of them before they go to bed," she said.

Monica Low's hectic schedule also means little time for her two children.

"Unfortunately, we are too busy to sit down with our children," said the administration manager in a timber company.

Even if they had the time, some feel they are of little help.

In Clement Kuay's schooldays, he learnt imperial measures in yards and inches, pounds and ounces, and not the metric system.

His generation also came through the Cambridge system, which is vastly different from the school syllabus now, said Kuay, who works in advertising.

WHAT STUDENTS SAY

Michael Lopez scores an average of 85 to 90 in Additional Mathematics.

Not the type of student who would require any help, but he still insists on tuition.

"Apart from being really interested in the subject, I always thought I could do better.

"That and I wanted to maintain my score," said the 18-year-old who just finished Form Five.

Similarly, Robin Stanley, 18, who took tuition in Bahasa Malaysia, Mathematics, and Accounting, said it was one way to improve further.

"No matter how good I was in Bahasa Malaysia, I knew I could push myself further with tuition," he said.

Stanley said his parents pressed him into taking tuition for Accounting, a subject he hated.

"I guess they felt it was essential, but it did help as I got a credit for that subject to my surprise," he said.

Like Stanley's parents, Kim Foong's parents also urged him to go to tuition classes during the school holidays.

"They feel it's a good way to prepare myself for Form One," said the 12-year-old.

Ryan Rodrigues, 14, said he took tuition as he was weak in Science, Mathematics and English.

"I have seen my grades improve and I think it is because my class has few students so there is better communication with the teachers."

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Howick in the Park day

Ok, I admit, this is WAYYYY over due. This was almost 1 month ago! But its only now that I got the time to post this up.

First, this post is 56k unfriendly! there are 22 images in this post. They say that a picture is more than a thousnad words. So I'll just slot in some comments here and there for this post.

Just some background: this "Howick in the park" is a small festival, almost like Kuching Fest, just on a smaller scale. Howick is a (former) small village where I live which Auckand has swallowed up. So its almost like Batu Kawa in Kuching sense. Like a small fair for Batu Kawa day (If we ever have one). Just as an example.

Anyway, to the pics, and overloading of poor 56k'ers who try to visit here :P Or the Screamyx infrastructure burried under the masses or people torrenting all the time. :)



















First pic taken of the place. Not that great, coz there was a lot of cloud cover. But its quite nice acctually. Note the huge inflatable slide for the kiddies.



















The fair was orgainsed by the Taiwan Society in NZ and the Taipei Economic and Cultural Office(Read: Taiwanese emabssy). Very well mangaed and run, I must say.



















Just a bit of politics here: China (中国) doesnt reconise Taiwan as an independent country. If you look around, taiwan is always a "province of china". During the intercultural relations day in my college, in the list of countries, was "Taiwan (province of china), in additon to Malaysia. Coz, this prompted a lot of people using pens, markers etc to black out the "province of china" part.

Cant blame the Taiwanese really. There r as good as an independent country IMO. Dunno why the commine bastards keep making a fuss over dead wood.
























Complete with the Taiwanese flag! Anyone interested in a Working holiday in taiwan?



















Credits to the people who worked together to pull this together.



















Something you dont see every day: an ice cream truck! Damn noisy thing through, the whole thing was rattling all around from the diesel. Still, wtih ice creams starting from NZ$1.50, it didnt sound so bad.



















Something you dont see often in an urban area: A mobile library! Can u imagine a mobile library in Kuching Fest? I cant! Malaysians are hopeless in reading. All the read are either cheap tabloids, narrow minded fashion magazines or ring tone magazines. Or for the Malays, talkin about Asmawi. Or the chinese, reading the exploits of the 中港台 celebs.



















Heres something you'll never see in Malaysia: a political stand! Anyone want to join the Labor Party and prop up Helen Clark?

Seriously through, I really cant imagine this in Malaysia. Its like DAP or BN setting a stall to recruit members in Kuching fest. I dont see that either working of happening at all. Not DAP at least. Kuchingites who go to Kuching Fest dont care about politics of reading books.



















Kuching lang go and makan lah! Where got lim peh read book wan? Lim peh no time to care about politics or buku. Lim peh want to makan everyting in Festibal!

Taken in a Malaysian stall, selling "satay". I dunno about u, but that doesnt look much like satay. And didnt taste the same either. And its NZ$1 a stick! (RM 2.50 for 1 stick!). Miss good ol 30 sen satay sticks made in charcol. Well, cant help it really. The only people who will eat satay are (surprise!) Malaysians anyway.



















Cookies from the girl guides anyone? Free samples avalible!



















Had kebab for lunch on that day. Very nice,but its different from the ones we have in Malaysia. But I think the one here tastes better. Seriously.



















Mexican food anyone? Looked weird, and didnt dare to try it.
























Warong Malaysia, best in Auckland and Hamilton, and some say batam! Uh... thats not right...

Anyway, it was staffed by a West Malaysian couple. Spoke the first BM in ages! But the prices are anyting but Malaysian!
























Seen on Eva Air's stall promoting flights. Can anyone tell me WHY THE HELL do people keep mis-spelling Kuala Lumper? The letters "e" and "U" are quite far from each other! This is not the first time I seen this!

Nope, couldnt get any cheap flights in Eva air. The flights all go tru Taipei anyway, so I would have had to make a transit in taipei.



















The big boss.


Even had live performances! No, its not the Rolling Batu. Dunno who they are.




The crowd. All lazing on the grass, enjoying free live music. BTW you can never do this in Malaysia! This pictures were taken at 2pm!


Taiwanese cultural performance girls getting ready.


Naruwan performance. Sorry I was quite far. Not very clear.


One thing about NZ is that its dry. So while you almost never sweat, you unconciously lose more water than in Malaysia. And u can become dehydrated b4 u noe it. As such, its really important to keep drinking water here. U may think you dun need it, coz u dun sweat, but really, it creeps up on without u knowing it.

So, the nice folks at Manukau water decided to give and hand and put the the St. John who were there out of buisness. Well, I think they might go out of buisnees first, coz they gave free water!

Yep, in that tent, above, they gave out thousnads of cups of free, refresing water! FREE! No need to pay one!


Tons of cups galore!

Anyway, there are more pics than this, but due to time and space constrains, I have to stop here. Have fun guys!

Oh, can anyone help that 56k guy who's modem just died under the strain of 20+ pictures in one page..............

Monday, April 17, 2006

Jeremy Clarkson on the Mercedes-Benz S 500

I saw this article when I was reading the Sunday papers on the lazy Sunday day. So here we go:


Mercedes-Benz S 500

Can someone please explain what a scart lead is for? Designed to not quite fit in the socket, its prime function, so far as I can see, is to work itself loose and then fall into that unreachable vat of spaghetti that lives behind your television set.

If by some miracle you are able to find it again, you are then faced with the problem of putting it back. Hard enough when there’s only one socket, but round the back of your home entertainment system these days there are usually 350.

The other day I called in a man to fix some aspect of my television and he found the last bloke I’d called two weeks earlier still round the back, still pushing wires into other wires in the vague hope that some kind of picture could be restored.

In the olden days I was a dab hand at electrical engineering, but now I am utterly at a loss. It is impossible — impossible d’you hear — to tune a modern-day television and if your Sky+ box breaks, which it will, every 15 minutes, you cannot hope to effect a repair yourself. You must ring a man in Bombay who, after 15 minutes, will put you through to a lady in Scotland who will tell you — I’m not kidding — to tap the interactive card on your finger nails before putting it back. And then . . . it still won’t work. So you have to call out another man to join the last bloke who’s still there helping the previous chap find the right effing scart lead.

In my house I have Sky+ in the big sitting room for when I’m watching what I call the home cinema. And what my friends call the VulgarSonic. And then in the small sitting room there’s normal Sky that feeds various other TVs in various other outposts. I do not know how they’re all linked up. But I do know that if I press the red button to vote for Jack Dee or watch a weather forecast, the phone in my office makes some burping noises and then breaks.

Out comes a telephone engineer, who uses a sonic screwdriver to perform witchcraft and then goes away leaving us with a fully functioning phone system. But a plate of hash on the television. And when the man comes to fix that he breaks the phones again.


How can this be? How can we live in an age where your television rings your telephone 480 times a day? And there’s nothing you can do to stop it. Only this time there’s no burping noise.

Instead, and this is absolutely true, the home phone rings like clockwork every three minutes. Day and night. How can this be? How can we live in an age where your television rings your telephone 480 times a day? And there’s nothing you can do to stop it.

I wish I was joking here. But I promise I’m not. When the engineer who’d been summoned to fix the Sky+ in the big sitting room left, the normal Sky in all the other rooms went down. And after the man who came to mend that went away, we lost signal to all the upstairs sets, and after the man who fixed that drove off the system in the big sitting room showed only blue and purple lines. And it was hard to call for help because the phone was talking to the television 24 hours a day. I simply cannot remember a time when all the televisions and telephones worked simultaneously.

Oh, and I nearly forgot. In case the Sky+ goes wrong again we now have a DVD recorder to go with the normal DVD player, the amp, the projector, the PlayStation and the hi-fi. That’s six remotes, each of which has a minimum of 20 buttons. Fine. But if you accidentally sit on one of them you have no clue which one it was and what you should press to make everything work again.

Of course you stab away, going into menus and endless sub-menus until eventually you are so completely baffled by the electronic maze you have no option but to summon the man, who by this stage will arrive in a Maybach.

Things ought to be better in my office because there is wireless internet and a wireless keyboard. Fat chance. Twenty-three things need a plug socket in here and each of these 23 things needs to be connected to all the other things. That’s 520 pieces of flex. And with an average length of 6ft, that’s more than half a mile of knotted wiring. Half a bloody mile.
And none of it ever works properly, which is why I approached the new Mercedes S-class last week with such fear and dread.

Let us take, as a tiny example, the driver’s seat. You can make it go up and down electrically but in addition you can heat it up slightly, slightly more, or a lot. You can also adjust the support for your thighs, your lower back, your upper back, the bit in between, your neck, your head and your shoulder blades. I haven’t finished yet. You can select how firmly you’d like the side bolsters to grip you in the corners and as a pièce de résistance, what sort of massage you’d like as you drive along. Slow and gentle. Slow and fast. Fast and gentle, or the Bangkok special, fast and vigorous.

Choose one and pressure pads in the seat itself inflate, deflate and move about as though the chair was full of Thai girls playing naked Twister. I liked it a lot. But think how much wiring is needed to achieve this. And then double it, because exactly the same options are available to the passenger.

And this is just the start, because then you’ve got the infrared camera that sees into the darkness way beyond the reach of the normal headlamps and projects the image on to a screen on the dashboard. Sadly, this doesn’t work when the car is stationary. Mercedes says it’s because the beam could hurt someone’s eyes if they looked at it for long enough, but that’s rubbish. I know perfectly well it’s to stop anyone using the S-class for dogging.

Not that you need to dog in an S-class because this is the first car in the world to receive digital television. So you can watch pornography. While getting the full ladyboy.

Annoyingly, you can’t watch television while on the move. I don’t know why because it is impossible to crash an S-class. Sensors in the radiator grille note when the car in front is stopping and you’re brought to a halt as well. But not so violently that the car behind smashes into your boot lid.

I really liked this feature, especially in stop/go motorway traffic. It meant I didn’t need to look out of the window, which meant I had more time for playing with all the other stuff. The voice-activated controls for the sat nav (which knows where traffic jams are), the home cinema (I’m not joking) and the phone. The endless combinations of interior lighting. And the trip computer. I could even get it to scroll through the pictures on my camera, putting a slide show on the dash.

If you add all this up, along with the wiring needed for the engine and the computer-controlled suspension and the stuff needed to make sure you don’t watch TV when you’re driving, the result is 1,970 metres of wiring . . . more than a mile of cabling. And here’s the really annoying thing. It all worked. When I turned on the indicators, the phone didn’t ring. When I asked for a massage, the infrared camera didn’t burn my dog’s eyes out.

I am therefore seriously thinking of getting someone from Mercedes to come and mend my house.

And you? Well, if you want the most jaw-dropping piece of technology to be fitted with four wheels, you must have the S-class. And you must tick all the option boxes.

Of course, you may need to know first what it’s like as a car. Well it seemed pretty faultless but I can’t be sure about that. Unfortunately it’s hard to think about fuel consumption or handling when you’re watching the world whiz by in infrared and an imaginary Vietnamese girl is rubbing baby oil into your coccyx.


And for some details:

Model: Mercedes S 500

Engine: type 5461cc, eight cylinders

Power: 388bhp @ 6000rpm

Torque: 391 lb ft @ 2800-4800rpm

Transmission: Seven-speed automatic

Fuel: 24.1mpg

CO² : 279g/km

Acceleration 0-62mph: 5.6sec

Top speed: 155mph

Price: £69,815

Verdict: Best entertainment system on the road


Gotta Love Jeremy Clarkson!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Something interesting on Top Gear

This post is long overdue. With the time I have now in this holidays, I have the time to finally put this up.



If "some" people have a relook at the Top Gear ep where Jeremy "pie face" Clarkson drove the Buggati from Northen Italy to London, trying to beat James 'captain slow" May in this Cessna "wasing machine" 128, and move to around the part where James says that he has only flown twice or something like that, you'll see Richard "whitten teeth" Hammon take a book labeled "plane of death"

If you pause the video and look closely, you'll see something VERY interesting....



Look closely! Its a few excerpts from book reviews, which read:

"Utter rubbish" -The Daily Mail
"I really liked the cover" The spectator
"Gripping" Amateur Priate Magazine
"Rivetting" Rivvetting monthly
"A [something I cant dechipher] tard of a book, do not quote me on the back cover" Sue Anglepoise
"I laughed until my arm fell off" The Daily Telegraph




I dunno about you, but I'm abit worried when the Top gear crew read books like these!

I found this VERY funny when I saw what Sue Anglepoise (whoever she/he/it is) said! Espiaclly when it's at the back of the book!

Saturday, April 15, 2006

The morning after...... a RM 806 trillion bill


Yahaya Wahab is now a hero. On the net at least. A google search shows 46,200 results in his name.



After news of this RM 806 trillion phone bill leaked out to the world, via the NST and wire services, google news went overtime. And telekom has a very red face after that. Even out own Mr Ooi has to say something. And its everywhere in the worlds press!

But the best piece has to be this: (Taken from here)


Making a hero of Yahaya Wahab
By BART MILLS
419-993-2184
04/13/2006
bmills@limanews.com

It goes without saying that I am in complete solidarity with Yahaya Wahab. If they had a Yahaya Wahab day I would send flowers. If someone were to organize a Yahaya Wahab march on Washington, I’d invest in a new pair of Puma Clydes and join in. It can be safely said that I am firmly in the Wahab camp.

That said, I haven’t actually met Wahab. Neither have a heard a great deal about the man, but for an article I stumbled across on the news wire. And, while I’m at it, I’m not entirely certain they still make the Puma Clyde, which would be a shame because that was a darn fine shoe.

What I do know about Wahab from that aforementioned wire story is that he is a 50-something Malaysian man who recently received a threatening letter from his phone company. Having been on the receiving end of my share of corporate threats over the years, that’s enough to elicit some empathy already. But it’s the reason for the threat that pushes me over the edge. You see, the phone company claims Wahab owes them some money for an old phone bill. Well, not just some money. In fact, they claim he owes them 806,400,000,000,000.01 ringgits. And yes, all those zeros do mean something. It would actually come to somewhere around $218 trillion. You did not read that wrong, that’s trillion with a “T.”

According to a story from the New Straits Times, the bill was for the phone of Wahab’s late father. Wahab said he disconnected the phone line in January and settled the existing 84-ringgit (U.S. $23) bill. But Telekom Malaysia, sent him the $218 trillion bill for recent telephone calls along with orders to settle within 10 days or face legal proceedings.

I can imagine the scene the day Wahab got the news that he’d run up more debt then a new bride at Barney’s. Our hero is sitting in his humble Malaysian home when he stumbles across the phone bill. He opens it, expecting to find his usual 80-ringgit charge when he sees all the zeros. He pauses for a second and his fevered brain starts running through the options — a teenage daughter, a wife with out-of-state sisters, a son with a girlfriend in Des Moines, all capable of running up some seriously terrifying phone bills. But eventually it hits him, no mere mortal could spend $218 trillion on a phone bill, not even teenage girls. No, this would take somebody capable of spending without shame, discretion or the commonest of common sense. And there’s only one body that fits that definition, government.

As it happens, Telekom Malaysia is a state-run phone company. If the shear size of their mistake isn’t enough to make that clear, their complete inability to admit to making it should.

In keeping with corporate and governmental tradition, Telekom has apparently continued to hound Wahab with complete disregard for the audacity of their claim. They have already turned the bill over to a collections company who has threatened the man with prosecution if he doesn’t come up with the cash. And a company official, asked by local journalists about the bill, would only say that they were aware of the case and “would address it.”

The really funny part of the story is the reaction of the press. The wire story ended with the line, “It wasn’t clear whether the bill was a mistake, or if Yahaya’s father’s phone line was used illegally after his death.” In other words, out there somewhere is a reporter so flaccid as to suggest that a $218 trillion phone bill may be explainable in some way that doesn’t end in screw-up.

Not that I didn’t consider alternatives myself. Like any good journalist, my first thoughts went to porn. In this case, I figured maybe Wahab had a phone-porn habit. As my own math skills are a bit dicey, I took the problem to our resident math wiz, Ron Lederman who, as luck would have it, has a working understanding of phone-porn as well. By Ron’s calculations, it would take a little more than 1.82 trillion hours to spend $218 trillion on phone sex. That’s about 75 billion days or a little more than 207 million years. Of course, that’s figuring it at $2 a minute, which I am told (by Ron) is fairly typical of these services. I suppose if this was the U.S. government we were talking about you could burn through the money with some high-priced Haliburton phone-porn line. But I assume nothing quite that squalid is taking place in Malaysia.

Still, the safe assumption that the bill is a mistake probably won’t make Wahab’s life any easier. If there’s one thing worse then dealing with corporate bureaucracy, it’s dealing with government bureaucracy. Mix the two together and you have a genuine nightmare. But Wahab faces it fearlessly.

“If the company wants to seek legal action as mentioned in the letter, I’m ready to face it,” the paper quoted him as saying. “In fact, I can’t wait to face it.”
So it looks like our hero is ready to face off in a glorious if Quixotic battle against silliness. And I am, as I explained earlier, on his side. In fact, I’d march down there and join him right now, if I could only find my Clydes.
Theres more! Look here for more views from the blogsphere:

http://www.bobschaefer.com/blog/2006/04/do-you-suppose-they-take-visa.html#comments
http://2coffeebeans.blogspot.com/2006/04/wahabs-218-trillion-phone-bill.html

Its gets weird. And its freezing now!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Shomuni season 1

I wonder how many people still remeber these girls:


Yep! Its the Power Office girls! Or at least as they were known in Malaysia when they were broadcast on Tv3 a few years back. Their Japanese name is Shomuni.

I wouldnt flood you with all the details. Just click on the wikipedia link to get an idea of what it is. Its a Japanese drama, based on a manga written by Yasuda Gumi. And man, it is good!

But first, some of the charcters:


Makiko Esumi @ Makiko Hirano (平野真紀子). While she seems to be the main character, and is the undisputed boss of Shomuni, the 1st season acctually starts off with Sawako Tsukahara (played by Kotomi Kyono). Cant get a good pic of her.


Mai Hosyo plays Ume Maruhashi, probably the brightest bulb in the shed. Or at least in their underground office anyway. She's not bad looking too.


Atsuko Sakurai plays the seducive Kana Miyashita, who always gets her way with the men. Espically the top executives and Mitamura from the International affairs section.


Keiko Toda plays the money minded Azusa Tokunaga.

Anyway, moving on to the other parts:


The sign to their scetion. Which is essentially the basement store! Shomuni essentially means General Affairs 2. Dunno why there is a 2. Is there a General Affairs 1?


And the title! In Katakana! Weird eh?

Shomuni is essentially the exploits of 6 women and 1 man and 1 tabby marmalade cat. Well, mostly the 6 women. Kouji Inoue (played by Leo Morimoto) mostly stays in the basement taking care of the cat that never seems to leave the place.

Like most J-dramas, there short. Shomuni has only 12 eps in one season. 2 sequels Shomuni 2 and Shomuni Final were made, which I have not watched yet. ANd the good thing is that the story doesnt rely so much on a plot. You can drop into the series at any time, and still have a good laugh.

Sure, it'll take a while for you to get the hang of the characters and their charatestics, but you'll still love it! I did at least. Starting from ep 1 is still the best. each ep is a story in its own right, its only the last 2 eps that are connected. Its easy to finish off 12 eps.

I'm too lazy to type the full thing of the story line. Look and read the wikipedia for conetxt. This
post is mostly my views on it.

First, its funny. Very funny. Maybe its coz I weird, but I find it insanely funny. The drama is what the doctor ordered after a grueling day. Just lying down on my bed, watching the antics of shomuni, man, life doesnt get better than this. Well, maybe having Unlimited broadband would help...................................................

And the cast is so diverse! Theres Chinatsu Tsuboi (坪井千夏, Tsuboi Chinatsu), who is the de facto leader, Hot and wears a ultra short skirt. Moving on... and she does give some very thoughtful insights to life somethimes, and man, who doesnt like her? Ume maybe.....

Kana Miyashita (宮下佳奈 Miyashita Kana) is the seducer, always getting her way with men and money off them. Course, she spends her lunch hour with different male high-ranking executives of the company on most occasions, thorugh one exception was ep 10, where she had fun looking at Chinatsu feeding Ukyo-san, much to the shock of most of the female staff in Manpan Shoji and Sawako Tsukahara.

Then theres money maker Azusa Tokunaga (徳永あずさ Tokunaga Azusa) is the second oldest employee in GA-2, after Kouji Inoue. Man, she can be quite scary at times. Witness ep 9.

The scariest member is Rie Himukai (日向リエ Himukai Rie), who is acctually a fortune teller, and moon lights as a fortune teller under the name "christine" at night. Her perdictions are generally right and correct, but it all depends on how the group inteprets them, with diststerous concequences at times.

Ume "brain box" Maruhashi (丸橋梅 Maruhashi Ume) came into shomuni at the end of the third episode, becoming the sixth member of GA-2. She used to know Tsuboi from childhood, and much to her our delight knows some of Tsuboi's embarrassing past. Highly ambitious, she is learning several languages (such as Arabic) and aims to leave GA-2 as soon as she can, through she returned to GA-2 after a brief disasterous stint in the international affairs department. She specializes in acquiring information.

Sawako Tsukahara (塚原佐和子 Tsukuhara Sawako) is the youngest (at age 21, which apperently is her REAL age (plus minus a year or so) when shomuni was shot!) employee in GA-2. Shes the Ah Lian of the group, pure and nice. I like her.....

I'll leave my next post on how to get Shomuni. Clubbox is my friend and enemy.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

A 15 digit phone bill

Now most of us are happy to trim our phone bill to 2 digits. And with skype, we can do away with most international calls.

But now, we get telekom chasing after a guy, with a 15 digit phone bill! Look at this!

Heres the article archived in my blog:

RM800 trillion bill!
10 Apr 2006
Ahmad Fairuz Othman

PENDANG, KEDAH: A meat importer had a shock when he received a hefty telephone bill — for RM800 trillion.

Yahaya Wahab, 63, said a debt-collection company, commissioned by Telekom Malaysia, had sent a bill for RM806,400,000,000,000.01 to his late father’s house, which has been vacant since his death.

Yahaya, from Kampung Pauh, Kubur Panjang, said he nearly fainted when he saw the bill, which stated it was for outstanding arrears.

The letter, from a debt-collection agent based in Sungai Petani was dated April 3, and demanded that the house owner settle the bill within 10 days or face legal action.

He said he had settled the previous bill of RM84.82 at the Kedai Telekom on Jan 13 and requested that the telephone line be disconnected since no one was living in the house.

"If the company wants to seek legal action as mentioned in the letter, I’m ready to face it. In fact, I can’t wait to face it," he said.

He said it was careless for the company to send a bill without checking, since the amount was larger than the total telephone bills of the whole country.

Yahaya said his parents were among the first in the whole kampung to fix a telephone line.

He added that the bill was also addressed to Alor Star, Penang instead of Kedah.

"It’s illogical. There is no Alor Star in Penang," he said.

Makes you wonder who are the type of people of poeple runing Terrorkong. Instead of fixing broadband woes, they waste time, money and resources by sending out unrealsitic debts!

Monday, April 10, 2006

Quote of the day

"I think the only thing I anwsered correctly in that paper was my name."- Overheard from a student who had just come out from a ICT (technology) assessment.

Authmn is really settling in! Cant open your windows here! Or else you'll freeze at night!

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Savers sub out!

While WPP is as slow as ever, a another, younger, nimble group has saved us. With the will.

Torrent is here. Please seed! Not many people will seed something like this. Not mainstream stuff. Only 9640 people have downloaded this from point-blank as I type this out!

A Myvi in NZ!

Only its now called a MyVi. And its not sold by Peroudua. But its nice to know there are "M'sian" cars here even if there so cheeplak.

Its called a Daihatsu Siron here. And here are some pics of it. Try and compare to the Myvi and see what differences there are. At least, on the surface. It was parked by a tree, so I couldnt get good shots of the front.

The pics are resized. Please click on the images to see the full picture. And have fun!


The back. looks fat and ulgy.


Left shot of the car. Note petrol cap on the left. Wonder if its the same back home?


Right shot. Looks a lot lower than it seems in this pic. Its acctually a high car.


Its very new! VERY NEW!


The inside. Note the thing at the top. It seems to look like a rpm meter. I tot the RPM meter was built in into the dashboard, not as an "optional" accessory. Looks odd really. Sorry bout the reflection. Auto gear.


My first impression from looking at the car was "It looks EXACTLY like a myvi!" Even the controls are the same!


The front. Or at least what I can see. Damn tree blocking my wiew. Alloy rims! (it looks like one rite?)

But one thing about the Siron is the price. Prices start from NZ$18,000 for a new one. Thats RM 45,000. BUT, it includes airbags on both sides, ABS and its a 1.3 liter verson. They dun sell the 1.0 version here it seems. Its RM 50,000 for one back home with the same specs.

Just imagine how much money is going into Rafidah's pockets!