(For those who still have no idea what Haruhism is, the part one crash course and part two sequel is here. Read and be educated to fight this plague!)
Ninghua-In a blow to the anti-Haruhism movement, even the generally respectable Newsweek, if you ignore a few controversies, are the latest victim of the Haruhism plauge.
In a recent article talking about the highly popular internet video clip site youtube's influence in Japan, the magazine HAD to say:
Already, though, YouTube has become a major conduit of the popular buzz. A cartoon aired by a local TV station, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, has become a national phenomenon.
Click on image to see the full article in Newsweek. Or click here to read the online verson.
WHY, oh why, did it have to mention the dreaded sentance, lamented ninghuashijiedongmanshehuiderenmingfanduihaluyishenjiao's (宁华世界动漫社会的人民反对哈卢意深教) leader Ning-Hua. He bemoaned the shortsightness of the author, Akiko Kashiwagi, saying "Surely there are other things to watch on youtube than a couple of idiots making total fools of themselfs?!"
He got so upset, and started denouncing all supporters of Haruhism, saying "The world has truly gone mad. When there are much other better things to watch, such as the timeless Tsubasa Chronicle" which there is no secret the person behind Ninghua.blogspot.com is a big fan of.
Ning-Hua called on the saner minds of the anime universe of stand up and fight this plague. "Despite the fact that Suzuma Haruhi no Yuutsu (凉宫春日的忧郁[14全]) has finished airing in Japan, its radicilised supporters, most clearly influence by this plague, show no sign of backing down. If anything, they are even more determined to take over the world, by asking for a second season based on the novels."
"The plague is getting worst" warned Ning-Hua. "We have received reports of a break-off group calling itself Kyon'ism trying to ride on the wave of this infection and wreck even more damage." Ning-Hua had dire warnings for the entire anime world, saying "If we dont rise up and fight this plague now, it will grow into the monstrosity and eventually overwhelm the rest of the anime community" He showed intelegence reports that the cult was trying to create the "Ten commands" of Haruhism and "poison the minds of unssupecting people to join this rabid cult"
Ninghuashijiedongmanshehuiderenmingfanduihaluyishenjiao's (宁华世界动漫社会的人民反对哈卢意深教) later issued a statement calling this mention of Haruhism in a respected magazine "the biggest misreporting we have seen to date" and its Leader Ning-Hua added a personal responce saying "What do these people see in parodies? They only serve to waste time and clog up percious bandwidth that could be used to learn and watch real facts."
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